top shelf, ya know?

Stroll through the dark conditions; I stone you till I see sparks of friction.
I chop ya like a coal miner, then combine the drug and mix it with your blood.
Some more? I give you some more and watch you crawl; guts hit the floor, worms exit your pores.
I trick ya, ha, then I'm quick to syringe deep into my thoughts and bust out your skin.
You scream; portraits of inflictable pain. You can't stand.
You're up to your hands in quick sand. You're sinking and sinking deep into the earth.
My thoughts was possessed since the first day of birth.
My mental says its my turn to possess the matter; stab you with a dagger of jacob's ladder.
Thoughts become shattered, confused, and tragic; fiery thoughts of gravediggaz....

Ok so the army tank of a lesbian that lives next door and goes by the name of 'Beaverz' (yes, with a z. its on her car's plates and her mailbox that way.) just walked by my window twice, berating her fat, old, fluffy black dog, saying things like "NO! DONT STOP TO SNIFF THAT SH&T WE AINT GOT TIME HURRY UP LETS GO!" etc etc

I wanted to shout down to her "Chillax scary BuzzCut McDykepants, its just an old dog. You should be sweet to her! She can barely even walk and its b/c she's so grossly over weight that she can't move as quickly as you do, & its your damn fault for feeding her fuck-all and whatever."

But the number one rule of watching people is to NEVER INTERFERE. Especially when doing so would give away your location to whomever you were watching.
So I said nothing.

I like to watch my neighbors as they walk their pets.

There's an old man that lives across the street with two dogs and two cats. All four animals are very fluffy, and a few times a day, can be seen walking up to the corner of Windsor and Kemper, and then back down the sidewalk and back into their house.
None of the animals have leashes; they know where to walk-- and don't stray from the man. Even the cats stay close by and walk with the man and the dogs!
Hilary aptly named this occurrence "The Fluffy Parade."

There's a woman who lives nearby who has the most beautiful Husky I have ever seen. Sometimes I see her tiny grade-school-aged son walking the dog; although in his case the roles are reversed and he is taken for a walk by the dog.

There's a young lady who lives a few doors down & across the street who often takes walks her little Chihuhua, and talks (v loudly) on her cellphone the whoooolle time she is doing so.
One day she tripped and fell down in front of our apartment, and I happened to be sitting next to the computer with Hilary and Erin. We called down and asked if she was ok and if she needed ice-- she said that she did so I rushed to put on shoes and ran outside with an ice pack-- but by the time I got there, she had walked back to her house. o_O
She looks a lot like my little sister's friend, Lauren.

Sometimes I get to take walks with Erin and her Dachshund, Hans. Someday, I think I'd like to have a dog that I could take on walks. I've always wanted a big fluffy Husky like the woman and her son have. I would name it 10.

I wonder what my neighbors would think of when they saw me walking 10.

...

There are a lot of interesting crack heads that walk by and do funny things, too, but that is a whole 'nother journal entry.


In other news, today I am going to:
Get dressed
Go to The Evil O (Wild Oats)
Purchase Coffee
Reflect on the fact that coffee is the only thing at that store that isn't grossly over priced.
Return home
Draw like fuckmaddcrazy/work on my story
Play Naruto Clash of Ninja 2
Alternate between the last two things until Hilary returns home from work in the late after noon.

Yes. That is my plan.
What will you/did you do today?

I have decided that this video [link]

pretty much sums up my entire personality in just two minutes and thirty nine seconds.


It is colorful, bright, fast paced & confusing, entirely nonsensical, and to a lot of people, absolutely terrifying.
It even has a bit of Texas in it, just like me.

Do you have a music video that you believe sums up your personality? If so, what is it?

Make a wish!